To the battle bright and early
Maybe not so bright (him) but yeah early
Maybe not so bright (him) but yeah early
He hit the thoroughfare at ten over
His personal speed limit
While listening intently
To the last four minutes
Of Tools "Descending"
Perhaps one of the finest instrumental passages
In the history of rock
His battle this day
Will be a Texas Hold'em poker tournament
In girding for conflict he stops
To order a number six
With a small orange juice... at McD's
Then stops the Q5 road side
To consume breakfast and square his attitude
His thoughts turn to common mistakes
He's made during battle
And his tendency to forget them
In the heat of the moment
Avoid big pots in the beginning
Ignore most pocket pairs of 2's, 3's, and 4's
Bluff big in position
Top pair post flop is often a loser
If you can't pick out the donkey at the table
The donkey is you
Slow play of big hands
Is often frowned upon by the pros
But you love it
So do it
There's more, there's always more
With confidence borne from
The recent support of Lady Luck
Who has blessed him with good runs
While he patiently waited (folded)
For her to show up
This day, among 70 entrants
He will cash in second place
Catching 10 times his entry fee
The battle won
In two months, around 9 of 11 cashes
Yet, he knows the Lady, her fickle self
Will grace another soon
He's learned to enjoy the moment
"Know what I mean Vern?!" - Jim Varney aka Ernest P. Worell