As a trusted agent of the Tea Bag movement, the tea bagger knew there would be a time when he would be teased. Nevertheless, he carried on as a true warrior of tea would. Of course, he was concerned the movement would attract a bunch of really radical conservatives… those known to consume copious amounts of teapot but he wasn’t afraid of their spontaneous giddiness or for that matter, their curious, insatiable thirst for seriously sweetened tea.
He also knew most of the female members of the Tea Bag movement liked to teaspoon but he was familiar with the position and felt physically up to it although he occasionally suffered from embarrassing bouts of teargas. In fact, many of them liked to teammate but he drew the line there… and dismissed their overtures, accusing them of having too much teapot. Rather than cavort in this fashion, the Tea Bagger preferred to teach teamwork… hence the origin of the expression “manage a tearois”. Often, he would also warn his students to avoid over consumption of tea, lest they accidently teapee into someone’s teapot, a possibly embarrassing situation for all.
And don’t forget all those Tea Bag parties coming up on April 15th ladies and gentlemen. The Tea Bagger will be there somewhere… watching and teaching you.
For further clarification: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/04/09/teabag-party-mix-up-video_n_185058.html
Language can be so difficult sometimes can't it? Of course, if you make it up... so what?!
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