Squirrel Nuts

The following is the absolute truth I swear

I was at the golf course this afternoon

Polishing my single digit handicap a little

(Alright I have lied already

But this is the last time honest!)

I was sitting at a picnic table

Outside the clubhouse

Enjoying a healthy sandwich

(Okay it was a hot dog with everything.)

And I couldn’t help but notice

There were at least a dozen squirrels

Within fifty feet of me

They were all playing Squirrel Nuts

Some were looking

Some were burying

Some were digging up

Some were eating

I don’t know

I was thinking they were all a little confused

"Acting squirrelly" you might say

It made me think of our 535+1

Maybe they are all playing Squirrel Nuts too

Don’t forget though

It’s all our fault

We put those particular squirrels there