- Don't sacrifice your only begotten for us. We're not worth it. Besides, we need Him to stick with us a little longer.
God's Do-Over. Thinking things over... - Don't let a bunch of scribes write the Bible. There is too much left to interpretation. Besides, we'd rather hear it first hand. I mean, do we really need the book of Job? We can't even interpret the Constitution. It's only 4 pages and we have had to amend it 27 times for God's sake (sorry).
- We like peace so please, make us all the same color. You pick. We'll see if we can do better if we are literally all begin on the same page.
- "Let's skip a couple of emotions please...fear and hatred. Thank you. Or is that cheating on the test? Also, banana splits in every refrigerator." - DCWC
- There are certain inventors...guns and nuclear weapons for example, who should remain unborn.
- "A couple more hours in the day (without making us age faster) would be nice." - SMC
- Let's dump that chastity vow for priests and nuns okay? It's just too much pressure for the human brain to deal with.
- No kid's diseases. You must be 21 to get sick. If diseases must happen, we'll be better prepared to deal with them then.
- Help us all be born with an innate understanding that rampant population growth is harmful to the Earth and causes us to fight among one another.
- "Let all children have proper homes, nourishment, education, emotional and medical support." - SMC
- "Benjamin Button the process. Reward a life lived well with play and innocence." - BH
- Give our intuition a better engine okay? At least let us be born knowing how to change our own diapers and tie our own shoes...
- Do not include Saturday mail delivery. It is a very expensive service. It is 90% junk mail and the remainder is bills. Those puppies can wait until Monday.
- Pennies? Who needs'em?! And the 545 + 1? We need a major overhaul there.
- "I want Matriarchy to be the prevailing social order." - AG "Smash the patriarchy." SMC - "Just put women in charge and let's try that for a couple thousand years okay?" - TC
- Clear up the man/woman controversy that surrounds you okay? I mean if you Google "God" images you just get zillions of photos of a badass looking man. Conversely, if you Google Woman God...you mainly get a bunch of images of Ariana Grande and we know she's not God...or is she?
- Hey! How about taking a "selfie" for us?! That would sure clear up a lot of speculation about what you look like.
- "More wine" - DB..."Hear! Hear!" - JO & TC
- "Equality" - JMC & SW "... and students taught to understand and respect our differences rather than bullying" - SW
- "Scratch house flies, mosquitoes, gnats and no see'ums off the creation list." - JO "...I'd add ticks, chiggers, probably brown recluses too." - SW "No fruit flies in my old vine zin." - JO
- "Term limits." - BeeGee
- One last thing (maybe). I respectfully request that my family and I be born again, literally. Also, please have all our dogs with us, all the way. And please make me more tolerant of bad drivers this time around. God knows, I mean You know, I'm not perfect so why in God's name, I mean Your name, should I expect others to be that way.
Friday, October 5, 2018
God's Round II - Sacrilege? I Think Not
What if God decided on starting over with her/his experiment called "Earth?" Given the size of the universe, maybe He/She already has and we just can't see it. What ideas could we share on a new, improved version? (Thank you to those who have contributed. Your tips for God are marked with your initials. The others are mine...from my mind...if you don't mind.)
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4 comments:
Great post Tom! Love your work!
Thank you Vino!
Could be my favorite yet. But there's much I have yet to read.
Thank you Mary! That one was a lot of fun to mess with, especially with the add-ons from some good pals.
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