The Trained Killer

 

"Ima' trained killer.
Love masks of all kinds,

And camo' stuff, lots of it

Ima' trained killer
Love to plant a giant flag
In the back of my pick'um up truck.

Ima' trained killer.
Got military-grade watches, knives and stuff,

Ima' trained killer.
Never served in the military

Ima' trained killer.
Life member of the

National Rifle Association (NRA)

Ima' trained killer.
My guns make me stronger,

Ima' trained killer.
Going after school kids,
shoppers, teachers, blacks, latinos, Muslims
Anyone... especially those who threaten my second
'mendment rights.

Ima' trained killer.

Gonna' be famous on that there television

Ima' trained killer. 

Yessiree.
Plus, my little NRA club

OWNS fifty United States Senators.
Maybe more... lost count."