Sedentarianism - The Fine Art of Poker

I have spent the better part of the past three weeks practicing the art of sedentarianism.  When the word first struck my feeble mind, the word "sedentarianism" that is, I thought I had made up a new one.  But then, I Googled it.  Damn.

Phil Ivey - Unblinking, unmoving
By God, I think I've got it!

Practicing the art is part of my master plan to excel at Texas Hold'em tournament poker by effectively demonstrating the astonishing capacity to sit for hours at a time while remaining expressionless and unmoving.  It is a fine art to be sure but someone must do it.

I will write no more on the subject.  I must return to...nothing.